This is a message i saw at angie's blog it's really really hilarious:

Well this is how it goes:Before marriage,
He:Yes! I've been waiting for this moment!
She:Do you want to leave me?
He:No! Don't even think about it!
She:Do you love me?
He:Of course! Over and over!
She:Have you ever cheated on me?
He:No! Why are you even asking that?
She:Will you kiss me?
He:Every chance I get!
She:Will you hit me?
He:Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person.
She:Can I trust you?
He:Yes..
She:Darling!!!

After marriage, read from bottom to top.^^


haha dam funny!!:):):)